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BoC Fantasy League Round 1 recap

Upsets abound in the first round of BoC fantasy league. The top 2 teams are knocked out, not a great day for Metallica and the Obama administration. But a great day for Ponyville!!!

Week 23 (Apr 8 - Apr 14)

Quarterfinal

1 Sleek and Destroy4

8 Fournick Gators12

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Quarterfinal

4 Donald Jer9

5 Metal and Brawn7

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Quarterfinal

3 Ponyville Sharks10

6 Windy City Frostbite4

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Quarterfinal

2 Joe Bidens4

7 Certified Ninjas10

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Week 24 (Apr 15 - Apr 21)

Semifinal

8 Fournick Gators0

4 Donald Jer0

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Semifinal

3 Ponyville Sharks0

7 Certified Ninjas0

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Week 25 (Apr 22 - Apr 27)


G

A

+/-

PIM

PPP

SHP

GWG

SOG

FW

HIT

BLK

GS

W

L

GAA

SV%

SHO

Score

Sleek and Destroy

5

11

-5

12

3

0

1

100

165

43

33

6

2

3

2.12

.914

0

4

Fournick Gators

8

12

4

20

5

2

2

87

90

30

34

4

2

1

1.28

.947

2

12

Picture Metallica getting raped by a group of horny alligators, that's pretty much what happened here. Obligatory curse of the President's trophy.

1st Star: Brian Elliot had 2 starts, 2 wins, and got shutouts for both of them. I should point out that he sucked for most of the season just so Meg would waive the fuck out of him.

2nd Star: It's hard to pick a second star because there was very even production thoughout Madre's roster. But I'll go with P.K. Subban who had 1 goal, 2 assists, went -3, 4 PIM, 2 PPP, had 13 shots, 1 hit, and 4 blocks.

3rd Star: Lee Stempniak had 1 goal, 2 assists, went +1, 1 PPP, 1 SHP, 13 shots, 1 hit, and 1 block.

Chokers: Brad Richards and Jonathan Quick were terrible all season long and did not live up to their expected value at all.


G

A

+/-

PIM

PPP

SHP

GWG

SOG

FW

HIT

BLK

GS

W

L

GAA

SV%

SHO

Score

Metal and Brawn

4

7

-5

17

5

1

0

57

88

60

23

4

0

4

2.77

.895

0

7

Donald Jer

5

6

-6

25

2

0

1

71

45

30

35

3

1

2

2.35

.939

0

9

The only match that was close. This was a contest decided by goaltending. This match also shows us one thing Jer and TMac have in common, once their backup gets injured, they completely forget they are allowed to start more than one goalie. In both cases it seems to be working fine.

1st Star: Tuukka Rask started 3 games, had 1 win, 2 wins, a GAA of 2.35, and a SV% of .939.

2nd Star: Steve Ott (Metal and Brawn) had 2 assists, went +2, had 7 PIM, had 6 shots, 28 FW, assaulted 11 innocents, and 1 BLK.

3rd Star: Evander Kane had 2 goals, 1 assist, went +3, 2 PIM, shot the puck 8 times, had 6 hits, and 1 BLK.

Chokers: Kipprusoff and Jake Allen both started 1 game, lost, and were terrible. At least Pekka Rinne tried, he lost both games he started sure, but at least he tried.


G

A

+/-

PIM

PPP

SHP

GWG

SOG

FW

HIT

BLK

GS

W

L

GAA

SV%

SHO

Score

Ponyville Sharks

4

10

-18

23

3

1

0

61

86

57

35

5

3

1

1.39

.943*

1

10

Windy City Frostbite

3

9

5

19

3

0

0

64

62

63

36

3

2

1

1.51

.943*

0

4

*I won the SV% by .ooo5.

I actually consider this a small upset of sorts. Much like the early season Sharks, I felt the wins were masking big problems, and that the wins were as a result of luck and shitty competition (I went 1-1-1 against playoff teams in the regular season, the loss coming against Windy City Frostbite.) But thanks to Nabby and terribly underperforming competition, I managed to avenge my blowout loss on the regular season. Haha, suck it Carl. Also, Ponies are awesome.

1st Star: Evgeni Nabokov had 3 starts, 2 wins, a .99 GAA, and a .962 SV%. This proves once and for all that Nabby is the greatest goalie to ever wear a Californian team's jersey (yes, even better than Potvin.)

2nd Star: Ryan Kesler had 3 assists, went -2, had 2 PIM, 1 PPP, 3 shots, 22 FW, 2 hits, and 4 BLK.

3rd Star: Joe Pavelski had 1 assist, went -2, had 1 SHP, 2 shots, 29 FW, 6 hits, and 1 BLK.

Chokers: Patrick Kane, Corey Perry, and Ryan Suter were all useless for Windy City Frostbite. I can't believe I used the 21st overall pick on Scott Hartnell, ugh.


G

A

+/-

PIM

PPP

SHP

GWG

SOG

FW

HIT

BLK

GS

W

L

GAA

SV%

SHO

Score

Certified Ninjas

7

12

0

15

4

0

1

66

80

64

35

3

2

1

2.13

.919

1

10

Joe Bidens

3

15

5

16

4

0

0

61

96

60

27

2

1

1

4.00

.879

0

4

Joe Biden proves ill-equipped to deal with licensed ninjas.

1st Star: Corey Crawford (Certified Ninjas) had 2 starts, 2 wins, .96 GAA, .966 SV% and 1 shutout.

2nd Star: Pascal Dupuis (Certified Ninjas) had 2 goals, 5 assists, +7, 2 PPP, had 5 shots, 4 FW, 6 hits, and 2 BLK.

3rd Star: Jaromir Jagr (Joe Bidens) had 6 assists, went +2, had 2 PPP, 12 shots, 1 hit, and 2 BLK.

2nd round

Ponyville Sharks vs Certified Ninjas

Donald Jer vs Fournick Gators


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