Ducks Fans' Five Stages of Grief

Fuck. Photo credit - Jeff Gross

In which Kübler-Ross help guide us through our feelings today.

Denial

Anger

Bargaining

Depression

Acceptance

It's been a great season, one that defied all expectations. A team that wasn't supposed to make it close enough to sniff the playoffs was able to dominate all regular season long, and we even earned another meaningless banner to prove it! In the process, we also disproved science and math; as our advanced stats improved, our team devolved. We've made the case, now let's defund and burn down all institutions of higher learning!

At the very least, I'm happy that I can finally take a couple days off from blogging.

I'm tired.

So tired.

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