Teemu: Un-Teaful last ride

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look at my guns

I am teemu...I am hockey player...I am trayvon...I am what ever is the correct side of arab spring egypt thang....I am sexier and better than you..im also actor..and restaurant owner

id put links...but im fuckin teemu..look them up yourself you rascal

Im going to sit out some games this year ...cuz im old and cuz I can I worked that out with kirby...I will score power play goals....and be streaky...I will delay a spot for some of younger guys....but...so what?....

JJ thinks I suck and am washed up..fuck him he lives in kansas city and is a hermaphrodite

he underestimtes my veteran presecense....and my good looks

your probally asking why do u sound drunk?....well its fuckin labor day weekend...fins start early or something...do fins have labor day?....they sauna they should


anyways.....all yall playas and bitches be safe out there....

I thank the one person whos more sexier and mexican than me for writing this article mr spade-in-lancaster... cuz jer dropped the ball again...missing again another momumental moment in this boring ass off season....may his beard fall off

GO DUCKS...and GO MY MUTHAFUCKIN STATUE REPLACING WILD WING IN FRONT OF THE SOON TO BE NAMED TEEMU CENTER

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