Hey did you guys see that crazy stuff that happened in hockey on Saturday? Man, that was crazy wasn't it? Especially when that one guy did that one crazy thing!
Anyway, here are the five funniest hockey-related tweets of the past week:
It's pretty appropriate that Luc works for years to bring an outdoor game to LA and then Wayne gets all the attention just by showing up— Rudy Kelly (@rudykelly) January 13, 2014
Where the hell is Marty McSorely anyway? He should be traveling around beating up all the people who are making fun of the outdoor game.
THIS AIN'T [david booth runs the goalie] YOUR GRANDPARENTS [tim sestito gets punched] CANUCKS [canucks still lose]— Dight Kwing (@nickaresee) January 16, 2014
Graph jokes are the best jokes.
PJ Stock is the dumbest sports analyst in the history of sports analysis, and TSN used to use an actual monkey.— stefan (@boring_as_heck) January 19, 2014
@boring_as_heck appears in the funniest tweets yet again. He wrote a lot of great stuff during the ridiculous Canucks game on Saturday, so you should probably go check that out.
#1 - The Fake Dan Ellis Memorial Tweet of the Week!
"Torts told us they were starting their idiots over there so we had to match that." -- Tom Sestito, accidentally calling himself an idiot— Dave Lozo (@DaveLozo) January 19, 2014
The Funniest @cityofwinnipeg Tweet of the Week!
This one actually comes to us from the Winnipeg Mayor's Office:
In the city's defense, getting hundreds of people to voluntarily visit Winnipeg every year IS a huge accomplishment.
Prediction: The Sharks don't really have any goons on the roster right now, so I guess they're just doomed, right? The big tough Flames are going to walk all over them!
Video Gamery: My 33rd-favorite video game is the LLegacy of Kain series. Some incredible story-telling and voice-acting for the era, along with really great combat mechanics and action.