HOLY SHIT A GOAL!
Oh yeah, today's game is against Phoenix, blah blah blah. Sure the Kings may have only scored one goal, but baby steps. Maybe this time they can try for TWO goals. I know, hold on to your seats! And you know why the Kings scored? Because I can't!
The Kings score less than @SharksGotMyLeg which I didn't know was possible— Rudy Kelly (@rudykelly) January 28, 2014
@SharksGotMyLeg Good luck, you wonky-dicked piece of shit.— Winging It In Motown (@wingingitmotown) January 28, 2014
hitting the post like the door hits me in the face at the end of a date— Ryan Dunn (@SharksGotMyLeg) January 28, 2014
Seriously though, do you have any friends that are really desperate?
Yesterday was a really close race between two huge jerks (according to you, the readers) with Raffi Torres falling short to master jerker, Mr. Megalodon Q. Pennyfeathers. Don't worry Raffi will be back later to try again, I'm sure. Anyways, today we have the Coyotes. Just kidding! It's the Senators for no reason at all.
He's the only normal jerk on this list, so go ahead and just vote for him.
Does anyone in California like him anymore? He must be a huge jerk if lovable ol' Brian Burke doesn't like him.
That's not a real name, you crazy fuck.
There's really just something about him I don't like. I don't know, maybe it's just me. Anyways, fuck 'em I guess.
Prediction: Shutouts for everyone, and I get over this cold I have so I can write longer, crappier blogs for you all.