The 5 Funniest Hockey Tweets of the Week: Oilers Bad Edition

Some pretty good parts that, when summed, are somehow completely shit. - Ron Chenoy-USA TODAY Sports

The Sharks play the Oilers! Also, I collect the top attempts at hockey humor on Twitter for the week ending 1/26/14.

The Oilers? Haha nobody cares.

Here are the five funniest hockey-related tweets of the past week.

#5

Mr. Gentille actually put together a bunch of these poop-related tweets when it was thought Howard was suffering from diarrhea:

There were more but...you get the idea. One of the more impressive runs I've ever seen, and I've seen a lot of runs.

#4

Congrats to Winging it in Motown for making the hockey joke most likely to be featured in a Scholastic Book Club flyer.

#3

I'm normally pretty hostile towards all "lol the ice in California will melt!" jokes but I'm a huge fan of all jokes that involve Corey Perry dying.

#2

Watch it buddy! According to Battle of Califonia readers, Coors Light is the very best beer in the entire world!

#1 - The Fake Dan Ellis Memorial Tweet of the Week!

Mirtle nails it yet again. Everything amazing about California hockey is thanks to Wayne Gretzky...and everything stupid about California hockey can be blamed on Wayne Gretzky.



Prediction: The Oilers are pretty terrible, so I wouldn't be surprised if the Sharks won and scored like six goals.

Video Gamery: My 29th-favorite video game is Dragon Age. Rudy liked this one a lot too, and I'm confident that at least part of his enjoyment had something to do with that Antonio Banderas elf dude you could bang in the game.

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