Here are the five funniest hockey-related tweets of the past week:
Sestito looks like a potato with eyebrows— Nut (@DoctorGonzzzo) January 5, 2014
@SharksGotMyLeg meets the Pope, knees him, goes to hell, challenges the Devil to a fiddle contest, knees him.— Jon Wold (@jonathanwold) January 5, 2014
Fuck Dustin Brown.
Unfortunately, no one working for the Red Wings was able to read this, since they were all in bed recovering from groin pulls.
Bobby Ryan has had a rough life you guys. Don't forget that his dad is like a murderer or something!
#1 - The Fake Dan Ellis Memorial Tweet of the Week!
ok it's time to put together the US Olympic team. get the guy who used to run the Atlanta Thrashers. that was a good team, right.— stefan (@boring_as_heck) January 2, 2014
R.I.P. Thrashers, R.I.P. Olympic dreams.
The Funniest @cityofwinnipeg Tweet of the Week!
Due to blowing snow, the City’s 3 cemeteries –Transcona, St. Vital & Brookside will close at 5pm today until further notice #Winnipeg— City of Winnipeg (@cityofwinnipeg) January 3, 2014
In Winnipeg, it's finally gotten to be too cold for the dead.
Remember, if you see a funny hockey tweet during the week and think it deserves a place in the top five, send it to me @MegalodonBOC .