Is there any way I can cheer specifically for California-born athletes in the Olympics? Because I'd very much like to do that.
Here are the five funniest hockey-related tweets of the past week:
Montreal’s too many men penalty from tonight. They’ve got 10 guys out! It’s not too many men. It’s too many teams. pic.twitter.com/OW54ixY4wq— Pass it to Zamuner (@passittobulis) February 7, 2014
As many people pointed out in response to this tweet, check out the two Montreal guys just having a relaxing chat on their way to the bench.
I was going to text Steven Stamkos to say sorry about not being able to play in the Olympics but I can't because I don't have his number.— Boring Sean Monahan (@boringmonahan) February 5, 2014
I think this is the first time Boring Sean Monahan has appeared in this feature, but the account has been making me laugh for a while now.
The day you were born was the proudest moment of my life. 2nd proudest was when I refused to stop vaping at a hockey game & got arrested.— stefan (@boring_as_heck) February 9, 2014
Vaping is the techno-nerd's dipping.
"I feel shocked." pic.twitter.com/ujAcvjisEy— Scott McLaughlin (@smclaughlin9) February 9, 2014
Apparently Notre Dame scored twice in the final 1:08 to win 3-2 and, much more importantly, made this man make this face.
#1 - The Fake Dan Ellis Memorial Tweet of the Week!
omg this sochi toilet pic.twitter.com/RM8kgbuWPf— Robert P. (@RobertJFTC) February 7, 2014
I am pretty sure Robert doesn't live in California, but for the purposes of this joke I like to think of him specifically traveling to the Honda Center to take this picture so he could tweet it.
The Funniest @cityofwinnipeg Tweet of the Week!
My god it's like they don't even know what "fun" MEANS in Winnipeg.
Remember, if you see a funny hockey tweet during the week and think it deserves a place in the top five, send it to me @MegalodonBOC .