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Here are the five funniest hockey-related tweets of the past week:
Of course we here at Battle of California were among the first to identify this inarguable fact.
Of course Ryan Miller might actually be WORSE than Jaroslav Halak, but this joke is funny nonetheless.
@TSNBobMcKenzie why won't skyrim load, it just crashes at the main menu— Greg Sinclair (@theninjagreg) March 1, 2014
I would really enjoy it if this inspired a new trend of asking Bob McKenzie video game and tech support questions on Twitter whenever big news is breaking.
#1 - The Fake Dan Ellis Memorial Tweet of the Week!
steve ott to st louis. that's perfect. what's next, poop to a toilet— The Triple Deke (@TheTripleDeke) February 28, 2014
That's the second week in a row The Triple Deke has had the funniest tweet of the week. Great work, Mr. Deke.
Remember, if you see a funny hockey tweet during the week and think it deserves a place in the top five, send it to me @MegalodonBOC .
The Sharks play the New Jersey Devils at 12 PM. It's quite possible that the game already happened by the time you are reading this, so I'm not going to try to make any predictions about it whatsoever, out of fear of looking dumb.
Video Gamery: My 21st-favorite video game is Resident Evil 4. Holy crap, what a game! Am I right? Those first few levels where you have to defend yourself against an entire TOWN full of murderous Europeans? The chainsaw guys? The weird dude who sells you items?
It's just the best.