The 5 Funniest Hockey Tweets of the Weeks: World-Classy Edition

Pictured: some beards.

The Sharks are playing the Flames, but first: the 5 funniest hockey tweets of the past couple of weeks.

This feature didn't appear last week due to a severe lack of funny from all of you, so here are the five funniest hockey-related tweets of the past two weeks:

#5

Which entity functions more poorly: NHL GameCenter or the NHL itself?

#4

On the next episode of "Canadian Hannibal" the team hunts a serial killer who slices people into very thin pieces and then freezes the slices into the ice at hockey rinks with his Zamboni.

#3

I'm breaking my rule about not including un-intentionally funny tweets here, but I think I made the right call. Holy cow, just look at all those words!

#2

Pretty funny, but also a bit low-brow.

#1 - The Fake Dan Ellis Memorial Tweet of the Week!

Absolutely perfect.

Remember, if you see a funny hockey tweet during the week and think it deserves a place in the top five, send it to me @MegalodonBOC .


Prediction: Nobody calls me out for picking my own tweet as the funniest because it clearly was.

Video Gamery: My 10th-favorite video game is Minecraft. Here's a shark house I made once:

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