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The Perfect Breakfast Burrito

I haven't been around for awhile, I have been perfecting the perfect breakfast burrito. Now, I know there are purists here who shun avocado and what not, so keep in mind that those ingredients are optional. There are three main parts to the breakfast burrito: Eggs, meat, and potatoes. So, if you want to stick to just that be my fucking guest. By the way this post will be filled with profanity because I feel it's the only effective way to get my point across.... for fucks sake.

Ingredients- Makes roughly 6 Burritos.
1 Tablespoon Chipotle Powder
1 Lime
1 Cup Mayo
6 Strips Bacon or as much as is desired
1 cup of Shredded Cheese
1 jar of Private Selection Sweet Corn Salsa (If you want to add avocado, layer slices on top of the potatoes.)
8 Eggs
1 Avocado (optional)
2 Red Potatoes

First thing you probably want to start making the chipotle sauce. I don't know who invented this shit, but it is the sauce of the Gods. It can also be put on breakfast sandwiches and fish tacos.

Chiplotle Sauce
1 Lime- juiced
1 Cup Mayo
1 Tablespoon of Chipotle Powder.
Mix all that shit up and you have a party in your mouth where everyone is coming. Add more chipotle powder to the mix if it doesn't have enough of a kick.
Put this shit to the side.

Potatoes
These fuckers are tricky. I've tried several variations to get the right consistency, and this is the best way I have found to do it. I use red potatoes. If you want to use brown potatoes, that's fine. Just know that you are dumber than shit for doing that and you are letting the terrorists win. What you do is you slice them as thin as possible and cook them in butter, salt them as you are cooking them. You are basically making breakfast hash brown chips. When you are done with them, set them on a plate with paper towels.

Eggs
Cook scrambled eggs. Don't put raw eggs in your burrito..

Bacon
Cook bacon.

Building the Burrito
What you want to do is put the tortilla in a frying pan on the stove on low heat. Add shredded cheese, put your cooked eggs on top of the shredded cheese in a line. On one side of the eggs, put a good amount of chipotle sauce. On the other side of the eggs, put a good amount of private selection sweet corn salsa (http://www.fooducate.com/app#page=product&id=08A22F62-F5B8-11E1-83D2-1231381BA074). If you want to add avocado, layer slices on top of the eggs. DO NOT mash the avocado. Lay 4-5 of the round potato things on top of the eggs or avocado. Lay the bacon on top of that. Slide it out of the pan and fold it up.
If you're a Sharks fan immediately throw it in the trash and say "well, maybe next year." I'm just kidding, don't do that, eat like 5 of these.

This FanPost was posted by a fan, and it probably sucks and is dumb.

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