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Shanny's Song

The hiring of Brendan Shanahan to the Maple Leafs' (sic) presidency means that he will be stepping down immediately as the head of the NHL's Department of Player Safety.........which in turn means that I am completely out of time to record that stupid song I wrote about him last off-season which I never got around to sharing! So here it is, now with 100% less relevancy!! (Note: This song was written by me, and it sucks and is dumb)

When the Shanahammer Falls

Now let me tell you of a man, one Shanahan by name

He metes out fines and punishments, no two judgments the same

Took up a shining hammer when he answered Bettman’s call

Now brave men flee scared lest they be the anvil when it falls


It’s a breakneck world of hitting in the good old hockey game

One hundred thousand eyes on you and plays shown frame-by-frame

So don’t talk back and don’t be smart when he got you by the balls

Just close your eyes and hold your wallet tight ‘til the Shanahammer falls


He’ll shame you public from his throne of the D.O.P.S.

But 'next suspension coming down could be any man’s guess

So be warned, goons and thugs from Anaheim to Montreal

You best be scared, ‘cause who knows where the next Shanahammer falls


A man may not be looking when you stand up in his way

But you can’t be sure on which side Shanahan woke up today

So you better speak in whispers and you tip-toe through the halls

And beware the shadow of the Shanahammer if it falls


So if a game is rough and neither ref is making calls

And you want to smash Hank Zetterberg’s damn head against a wall

Go ahead and take a chance! but if you touch Jarret Stoll

Well... you better not be Raffi fuckin' Torres when the Shanahammer falls

This FanPost was posted by a fan, and it probably sucks and is dumb.

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