Kings Gameday: Poor Corey

Look at this and tell me there's a god - Jeff Gross

Times have been rough

Corey Perry has had a decent playoff run so far this postseason. In terms of production, that is. The rest of the time, well...

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It's a pretty apt summary of how things have gone. Step 1. Be an annoying turd. Step 2. Get the shit beat out of you. It's a simple system, and there has been no shortage of examples.

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And, well, sometimes bad things just happen to bad people.

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Sometimes things go too far. But really, I don't think anyone particularly cares.

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Good thing he would never do that!

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Whoops.

Things haven't turned around too much for Corey Perry against L.A. now either. Game two was especially brutal.

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Well, at least things couldn't get worse, right?

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All in all, it's left Corey rather upset.

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Hm. Pretty good quality gif there. Really hope that The Roy, Al, and Alf blog keeps up the good work. You have to figure though this is all stemming from the work of one Mr. Megalodon Q. Pennyfeathers. Yes, I speak of the Corey Perry origin stories.


You can guess what happened next.













Clearly, poor Corey saw these and has been rattled ever since. Now he takes his frustrations out on others. But he's also distracted, confused, and disoriented. We can only pray for him.

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The Kings scored early again and went into a shell for the rest of the game. Well, they really spent the whole game is a defensive shell actually, and just happened to score twice. And they won! Again! Maybe they'll feel like playing this game. Who knows?

Prediction: They probably won't.

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