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5 Ways to Beat Jonathan Quick

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Quick is good, but he isn't without his weaknesses. Here are 5 ways the Sharks can definitely beat him.

Los Angeles is a miserable shithole

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I have some things I'd like to say about the City of Angels.

San Jose is a Septic Tank of Assholes & Douchebags

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Glorious San Jose

Ducks Fans' Five Stages of Grief

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In which Kübler-Ross help guide us through our feelings today.

The Only 2 Teams in CA face-off!

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The Battle of California is on!

Shit.

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The stress, oh god, the stress.

Kings Advance

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The Kings mock the Blues, look like crap, still win

Senior Moment

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Ken Hitchcock's "Senior Moment"

Ducks Gameday: Detroit, A City Full of Hate

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Red Wings fans are dealing with some inner demons.

I wrote a eulogy

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Thanks to everyone who pestered Wyshynski and forced him to let me write another one of these.

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