Perry might not be that loquacious off the ice but he proved that he’s got a bit of personality

what?..loquacious?..what the fuck is that?...im not so good with um them there fancy words...I had to look this up

talking or tending to talk much or freely; talkative; chattering; babbling; garrulous: a loquacious dinner guest.

well shit Im prety loquacious myself...and I was this weekend... with the help of some alcohol pictured below

nothing better than hosting a partaaay...i get all the leftover booze and food..for a cheap mongrol like me...its like fresh boobs on a sunday morning... as u see..i was given a roulette shot game....with 6 shot glasses..i filled with different types of booze..and fun was had by all 2-0 in beer bong...and no one throwing up on my floors (someone did throw up in my kitchen sink...i can live with that).. i might have one more party..before my house gets sold....i am a sad panda

oh shit right were suppose to talk about hockey....ok well...I was busy having life this weekend so i missed all the hot all star action...so im reading now...looks like our boy loquacious corey perry did something funny with a miniature stick..pictured below

and i found this picture of Kirby after he who swallowed a python

we are pretty much out of the playoffs...but it is nice to seeing winning type hockey...here are some bullet points on what im looking forward to seeing from the ducks for the rest of the year

-the continuation of frankies stellar play...hes fun to watch when hes on....reminds me of the cup year..or was it the year before that..?

-temmu...duh -cam and sbisa...the future

-is hiller the long term answer?

-and hoping for a getlaf offensive tear...

fuck the sharks and kings...go ducks, giants(football), lakers and my penis

Also throwing out a West Side Story link since someone has to.

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Weekly Summary: Kings can't score, The Ducks still suck, The Sharks retake their rightful place atop the Pacific. The NHLPA does the right thing and blocks realignment, but many fans cry and throw a tantrum because they are retarded. The Canucks and Bruins unfortunately didn't kill each other, and Thornton is still better than Baldy.

Premier Matchup

Bearodactyls vs The Snuffle Bunnies

The rabbits are trampled by bears and then shat on by the pterodactyls. Well ok, it was a lot closer than that. Snuffle Bunnies also lose the stupidest name contest to the Ducks.

1st Star: Carey Price took 4 points for Bearodactyls, he had 2 starts, 2 wins, 2.00 GAA, and a .922 SV%.

2nd Star: Jaime Benn was a scoring machine, but he plays for Dallas, so fuck him. He also has two first names, what a tool.

3rd Star: Patrice Bergeron had 4 goals, 2 assists, +6, 2 PIM, 9 shots, and 29 faceoff wins. A Bruin with only 2 penalty minutes, what a wuss.

Cloutier of the Match: Corey Crawford lost all three games he started and sucked so bad that Roberto Luogo's stellar performance was wasted.

Reasons for Victory: Corey Crawford sucked so hard his teamates thought he was a duck.

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Toronto (January 6, 2012) – National Hockey League Players' Association (NHLPA) Executive Director Don Fehr issued the following statement this evening regarding the League’s realignment proposal:

“On the evening of December 5, 2011, the NHL informed the NHLPA that they proposed to put in place a four-conference format beginning with the 2012-13 season. As realignment affects Players’ terms and conditions of employment, the CBA requires the League to obtain the NHLPA’s consent before implementation. Over the last month, we have had several discussions with the League and extensive dialogue with Players, most recently on an Executive Board conference call on January 1. Two substantial Player concerns emerged: (1) whether the new structure would result in increased and more onerous travel; and (2) the disparity in chances of making the playoffs between the smaller and larger divisions.

In order to evaluate the effect on travel of the proposed new structure, we requested a draft or sample 2012-13 schedule, showing travel per team. We were advised it was not possible for the League to do that. We also suggested reaching an agreement on scheduling conditions to somewhat alleviate Player travel concerns (e.g., the scheduling of more back-to-back games, more difficult and lengthier road trips, number of border crossings, etc.), but the League did not want to enter into such a dialogue. The travel estimation data we received from the League indicates that many of the current Pacific and Central teams, that have demanding travel schedules under the current format, could see their travel become even more difficult. On the playoff qualification matter, we suggested discussing ways to eliminate the inherent differences in the proposed realignment, but the League was not willing to do so.

The League set a deadline of January 6, 2012 for the NHLPA to provide its consent to the NHL’s proposal. Players’ questions about travel and concerns about the playoff format have not been sufficiently addressed; as such, we are not able to provide our consent to the proposal at this time. We continue to be ready and willing to have further discussions should the League be willing to do so.”

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Ducks GM puts ‘for sale’ signs on everyone but Selanne, Koivu

The Ducks have virtually no shot at the playoffs. In a parity-filled league, there aren't a ton of sellers at this point in the season. But Anaheim, as signaled by their GM tonight, is certainly one of them.

hot dawg!

there hasnt been much to fanpost about lately...and with my life pretty much sucking and not much to laugh about there...its been slim pickings

theres always hot chicks though

this season is kinda turning into a training camp..seeing who stays and who goes...and shit barstool might start shipping out players(see above link)...just dont trade fowler or ryan...or ill shit on your lawn murray

there is some good news...Justified and archer new seasons start this month and my penis hasnt fallen off, kings arent for real this season..the lakers might be....glass half full peeps...

Its apple pie vs moose pie.

The Americans look to continue their domination of the tournament so far. Finland looks to rebound after being destroyed by Canada 8-1 on Monday. Gibson in net for America, Gibson not in net for Finland.

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Yes, its that time of year. When teenagers from different countries come together to play for the chance to be world champions............ of the Under 20 age bracket.

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Making goalies look good!

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This is going to be brief because I was unexpectedly busy this week.

Brain and Braun vs Fournick Gators

First place in the worst division vs last place in the best division.

1st Star: Zdeno Chara with 1 G, 1 A, +5, 4 PIM, 1 PPP, and 6 SOG.

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Time to clean house.

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