I'm not really sure what's happening here, but this guy called it.

From Puck Daddy, I'm sure some of you saw this already but, I think it's pretty funny.

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Ours just drew a penis on Mars. Haha, suck it rest of the world! Once again the US leads the way in conquering the final frontier, defacing planets with penis graffiti.

This is unrelated to hockey, but who the fuck thought it was a good idea to schedule this match in Denver....... in winter?! You know, California has great weather all year round. You could have scheduled to take place here.

In a turn of very unsurprising events, a property of the Predators has sexually accosted someone. There's so little surprise here, it is in and of itself surprising. Here's the source: http://www.gwinnettdailypost.com/news/2013/mar/18/cops-visiting-pro-hockey-player-groped-waitress/

How many people actually come this far down to see the fanshots, This was the first time I had looked on any of the sbnation sites in several months. not really sure how to keep track of how many of you see this, but leave a comment or something if you find this

Selänne talking about lockout, his day routines etc... As usual, crappy translation can be found in the comments. (It's a little late for this, but I've been busy)