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Parking at Staples?

Heading to the Ducks/Kings game at Staples this Wednesday. Any idea where the best place to park is? For cheap? Thanks!

A transcript of every hockey game ever broadcast

Voiceover: Welcome to tonight's coverage of every NHL game ever broadcast. Here's a montage of slow motion highlights set to non-threatening rock music. Now over to our in-studio host for tonight's game.
Host: Hello everyone, I'm a little too excited to be here. With me is our panel of experts.
Management: I'm the former coach and/or front office executive. Everything I say will be driven by grudges I still hold from my failed career.
Player: I'm the recently retired player. I'm still friends with most of these guys, so I'll never say anything interesting.
Media: And I'm the media guy. I will take every moment of the game and force it into a larger narrative for storytelling purposes.
Host: Who are you picking to win tonight?
Management: I'm picking the home team, because the visiting team fired me in 1983.
Player: I'm taking both teams, because I don't see why everyone can't be a winner.
Media: I'm taking the visitors, because I'm working on a story about concussions.
Host: Makes sense. Let's send it up to the play-by-play announcer and the analyst.!

As seen on Down Goes Brown

over 1 year ago brokenyard 7 comments 1 recs

Rudy's gotta love it!

You gotta love this Rudy! Your beloved Lubo has been traded to the Ducks!!! What a wondrous day! And all for Ryan Whitney. Great trade for the Ducks since Lubo will actually shot the puck.

almost 2 years ago Wooster11 1 comment

Kings v Ducks: no trash talk

You guys are really slouching over there. I expected to sit at the Pond and read some banter. Shameful.

over 2 years ago Bleys 5 comments

Being an asshole on Omegle

Stranger: hi
You: heiey
You: nice weather we're having
Stranger: what kind of ?:D
You: the kind of weather that is outside
Stranger: we have full clouded sky and random rains :/
You: i like random rains!
Stranger: i hate it :D
Stranger: too many of them
You: where are you?
Stranger: finland
Stranger: u ?
You: norway, u?
Stranger: how old are you ?
You: i have 21 years old
Stranger: i'm just 16 :P
You: ah
You: you're younger than i am, then, it appears
You: do you speak norwegian?
Stranger: no :s
You: oh that is ok, just wondering
You: getting ready for another winter
You: again
Stranger: i like winters :D it's funny to ride a snowmobile and skiing
You: yes it is. i know some others do not, but i enjoy ice hockey
You: do you?
Stranger: yes actualy :D
You: cool!
You: have you hear of Teemu Selanne? he is in the NHL and from finland. He is my favorite player of that league
Stranger: yes i have :D
You: :)
Stranger: finnish hockey king ;)
You: yes!
You: haha, i thought you would say to me "nope, never heard of that guy"
Stranger: :D
You: what is your favorite? sport?
Stranger: judo ;P
Stranger: i have a green belt
You: wow you could beat me up LOL
Stranger: :D
You: well i am glad of talking to you, Stranger. viva Selanne!

Omegle... heh.

over 2 years ago brokenyard 3 comments

Pacific Standings

	GP	W	L	OTL	PT
San Jose Fear The Fin	54	31	17	6	68
Los Angeles Jewels From The Crown	57	27	19	11	65
Phoenix Five For Howling	57	27	21	9	63
Dallas Defending Big D	55	28	24	3	59
Anaheim Anaheim Calling	55	22	24	9	53