Ours just drew a penis on Mars. Haha, suck it rest of the world! Once again the US leads the way in conquering the final frontier, defacing planets with penis graffiti.

This is unrelated to hockey, but who the fuck thought it was a good idea to schedule this match in Denver....... in winter?! You know, California has great weather all year round. You could have scheduled to take place here.

In a turn of very unsurprising events, a property of the Predators has sexually accosted someone. There's so little surprise here, it is in and of itself surprising. Here's the source: http://www.gwinnettdailypost.com/news/2013/mar/18/cops-visiting-pro-hockey-player-groped-waitress/

hey where the fuck is everyone?...this is how I roll with my golden seals whiskey glass..and yes I do dry chili's and make awesome salsa....duuuuuuude I had some newcastle in a keg it was awesome

No words to describe it. Poetry! They should've sent a poet.

Logan's little brother continues to impress on Twitter.

I'm just going to start writing about basketball all the time