Two separate comic series I made about the Ducks, thought if anyone could enjoy them it'd be the Battle of Cali crew... This should hold you off until the next Sleektoon! THE AGONY OF THE-D (Part 1) THE AGONY OF THE-D (Part 2)

Just posted this as a reply, but now it appears to be legit as it's on NHL.com. I don't know what's worse: offering it, or not taking it.

handy tips for rookies

Hello Battle of Cali! It's me, your friendly Minnesota Wild writer stopping by to let any Ducks fans in the area know that their team is on the clock over at Hockey Wilderness. It is our annual community, poll based mock draft, and we need some help to get it right. Wild fans are terrified of the sun, so we don't get to California very often. For all I know, the Ducks would like to trade their pick to Edmonton for Cam Barker. I hope to see you there with some wisdom on who the Ducks might pick. That is, if this pylafoo... plaofy... post season hockey isn't too distracting for you.

Fasth is a 29-year-old Swedish goalie who played this season in Elitserien. He has pretty solid stats but for what I've seen him in national team, not overly impressive

one does not simply pronounce Finnish words...

"The Blues put together an impressive regular season with this team but in the playoffs they were revealed for what they really have been all along: a bunch of sloppy greenhorns and washed-up old fools."

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Go take a look at The Royal Half's dig at the Sharks.