Anaheim Ducks (on the road again...gonna suck on the road again) at St. Louis Blues(sex offender central) 5 pm
St.Louis Game Time and Anaheim Calling-- take the saint out of the name..

A request of mine from Earl...thanks Korean-Irishman you cheered me up..Note in a suit oh yea!

well this post was suppose to be about me riding into Rome crowned new emperor without any clothes ..meaning...I had thought I had gotten this job I really really wanted in Kansas City, Missouri and was gonna gloat and be excited and take a victory lap..and you guys were gonna laugh..and say "why would you want to go there"..We were all gonna laugh about how I was probally gonna get beaten and dragged thru the streets by nice hooded white gentlemen..cuz of my awesome coffee con leche colored skin of mine...about there BBQ...tornadoes....and it all tied into the fact we were playing the blues tonite, which is even more perfect because of meg's studious research here congrats St. Louis..be proud 2nd in the nation!

After an interview I thought I had aced and feedback they loved me little ole me..they turned me down......so you know what Missouri?.......

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You know how sharks filter water through their gills to breathe? What if the shark in front of them pees? I'd do that all the time if I were a shark. Pee in front of other sharks, I mean, not drink their... nevermind.

hey look its jonathan cheechoo or

ill admit I didnt watch much of the game..except a glance or two at the casino sports bar..the theory was 11-11-11 should be a lucky day..i should win big or somthing.....that quite didn't work out...as i couldnt win to save my life...kinda like the ducks..so i decided to just pig out on some scrumcious buffet ...i was getting constant updates thru my phone...1 ducks..goal..then 2..then 3?..i was like wtf? is this real ducks team?..or just a lucky period?..was there more to this years ducks team?..kinda like the picture above...or are the ducks who we thought they were?...as dennis green once said

the ducks are who we thought they were

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"The purpose of this lecture is to let you know where we are. We are in the deep cack. It couldn't be worse if it was raining arseholes. Any questions?"

-Terry Pratchett

Go Sharks.

Tonight's Anagrams

Roberto Luongo = Goon or Trouble

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Luongo's anagram gives advice for how best to beat him. Clearly the key for the Sharks is to send Ben Eager crashing into the Canucks net repeatedly, in order to get Luongo off his game. Sounds good!

Antti Niemi = I Mine Titan

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I Mine Titan is my favorite Ray Bradbury story.

Advantage: Niemi. Sharks lead 3-2.

"It was the Law of the Sea, they said. Civilization ends at the waterline. Beyond that, we all enter the food chain, and not always right at the top. "

-Hunter S. Thompson

The scariest thing in the world is buying tickets for an elimination game. If the Kings win, it's an amazing night. If they lose, I just paid $60 to get kicked in the nuts really fucking hard. Oh well, let's go for it; at the very least I'll be cheer for the guys. Have fun in the comments and be as stupid as you want because I won't read them.

Go Kings.

Scott Parse, a nation turns its lonely eyes to you.

...We are so fucked.

Say whatever you want in the comments. Civility is for crap-heads.