Hall of Fame

A Bet is Paid Off


And it's pretty gross.

Las Aventuras de Alec, Dos


Nobel Prize for literature, please

World Shocked to Learn Just How Awful LAK Fans Are


A couple of the few LA Kings fans who are actually literate are asked to write something for Puck Daddy, hilarity ensues. Kings @ Ducks, Game Two.

#BANG: An Interview with the Glass-Banging Guy


I chat with with Nick Moroch, the guy who used to bang on the glass at every Dallas Stars home game. Stars @ Ducks Game Two.

A Past Phone Interview With John Tortorella


Jer takes you back in time and unveils a call he made to John Tortorella in 2012. Canucks @ Ducks.

Kings Gameday: Gurl


R&B and hockey go great together!

NHL Humor Guestpost!


The dude who runs @TheNHLHumor takes over Battle of California in order to set the record straight.

This Magic Moment


Gorillas. Dwight King. Drunks. The best of L.A. comes out for a meet and greet

Come to California


Ryan Miller, like all right-thinking people, wants to spend all his time in California.


27 Slides of the Same Boring Photo of Phil Kessel

I don't know why you would want to see the same photo 27 times, but there you go


Drunken Movie Review : The Mighty Ducks


Jer gets drunk and watches The Mighty Ducks in honor of tonight's throwback Senators @ Ducks game.

Ducks Gameday: Land of the Blinds


Jer deals with some spam before tonight's New York Rangers @ Anaheim Ducks game.


The D2: The Mighty Ducks Rollerblading Sequence, Analyzed

The regular season is just around the corner, which means it's time to get the gang back together! This seems like the perfect time to look back at D2: The Mighty Ducks, and specifically, the scene...

How the SJ Sharks spent their summer vacations


What sorts of shenanigans did the Sharks get up to during the long, hot off-season?

HOW-TO HATE: The Dallas Stars


Megalodon from Battle of California warns us about the Dallas Stars...because you probably already hate everything else about Texas.

Left Wing Mystery Date


Who will win a spot on Richards' and Carter's line and, more importantly, a spot in their hearts?

Offseason BoC Site Analytics


Here's some advanced stats or whatever about the idiots visiting our site

The Sharknado Analysis


A careful, calculated look at the new West Western division and "Sharknado"

The 2013 NHL Fashion Awards!


Who was in, and who was out

A Day in the Life of Marc-Andre Fleury


What does Fleury do all day during the off-season?

Stars and Hurricanes Set to Release New Uniforms


Here's what they should (but won't) look like.

Torresing Through Time


A history of Raffi Torres

Los Angeles is a miserable shithole


I have some things I'd like to say about the City of Angels.

San Jose is a Septic Tank of Assholes & Douchebags


Glorious San Jose

Las Aventuras de Alec


A coming of age tale that is sure to bring you to tears, laugh with joy, and wonder why you read this

The Canucks Guestbook


What do YOU want to say to the Vancouver Canucks?

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