Battle of California - Kings, Sharks, and Ducks

Superman, played by Gary Bettman, negotiates the rules to a fight he is going to have with Batman, played by the NHLPA.

I do some Googling to try to get to the bottom of Bettman's mysterious request for a two-week hiatus in CBA talks.

I've discovered a strange hockey website that I'm not allowed to link to, but I'll tell you all about it.