Battle of California - Kings, Sharks, and Ducks

Help us pick the best Battle of California posts ever.

Which of the SB Nation hockey blogs are most in need of having their mouths washed out with soap?

Welcome to the Brave New BoC.

Rudy died you guys. It is very sad.

Earl Sleek, this is your (blogging) life!

You have one more week to apply for the greatest non-paying job in the entire California hockey comedy Internet universe!

If you think you might want to join the Battle of California Super Mega Writing Squad!!! then this post is for you.

Just a simple book review, not at all a glimpse behind the curtain into the dark underbelly of our blog.

This might be the last time I ever use that Steve Ott/Alan Tudyk image, one of my earliest and greatest blog creations. It's a sad day. Go to hell, Steve Ott.

I'm working on a project for the blog. Help a brother out? Here's what I need from you folks in the comments: suggestions for possible slogans, famous phrases, in-jokes, lines from articles or...