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Fake Dan Ellis reviews Mike Smith's hair

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Friend of the blog Fake Dan Ellis has some thoughts about his former teammate's radical new hairstyle.

Buy my book you lousy poor person!

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Fake Dan Ellis wants your money (to power his money-burning furnaces).

(Fake) Dan Ellis Wants a Job

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An expanded version of the letter sent by (Fake) Dan Ellis to try and snag a job with the Canucks.

Sharks Gameday: Mike Smith is Poor

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Mike Smith is poor. (R.I.P. Fake Dan Ellis)

Megalodon's Discount Fantasy Hockey Warehouse

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The Official Battle of California Fantasy Hockey League (TM) is already full and set to draft, but just like last year I am offering a few open spots in my personal fantasy league to any stragglers who didn't get into the big league. It's a Yahoo league. Click the purple headline for this story and it should take you right to the page where you can sign up by entering the following info: The league ID is: 34447 The password is: butler First eight people to join get in, unless for some reason I hate you in which case I will kick you out. Any questions, post them here. Good luck!

So long, peasants!

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Fake Dan Ellis is leaving Twitter in order to spend more time with the things he really treasures: his treasures.

BoC Exclusive: Interview with the Real (Fake) Dan Ellis

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My interview with the real Fake Dan Ellis.

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