Battle of California - Kings, Sharks, and Ducks

(Author's note: The headline is unabashedly false. It is just meant to convey East Coast news into California-friendly terms.)The NY Islanders re-cemented their role as Dumbest Franchise Ever today...

More on the ill-fated series of cartooning the NHL Teams:Previously: Pacific, Northwest, CentralAnd now, to the good ol' Atlantic Division, who will be visiting the Pacific this year. We haven't...

(Alternate title: Longing for the days of rational Yashin contracts)Well, apparently Charles Wang couldn’t stand sharing the "Joke of the Offseason" award with the Florida Panthers, so he went...

Who stands tall in the Battle of California?Sharks beat the Islanders 2-0Kings beat the Islanders 4-2Ducks LOSE to the Islanders 5-4 (yeah, yeah, it's a shootout, but I'm trying to talk shit here)...

I can't believe I'm giving the NHL a lesson in 'spin', but why all the negativity for Chris Simon the criminal? Why not instead celebrate Chris Simon the bloodthirsty warrior?This is where we...

New York (AP) - Have you been unjustly fired from your job?Have you done everything asked or expected of you, and without warning been given the ol' pink slip?Have you found yourself suddenly...

Well, it took a couple weeks since I first announced it, but finally after a lot of paperwork and blogducation, I was able to contribute my first cartoon post to the AOL Fanhouse today.I know I am...

LA Kings (Oof!) @ New York Islanders (24-21-6, 8th in Eastern Conference)4:00 PST, FSN WestLast year the New York Islanders were fighting for the eighth and final playoff spot in the Eastern...

Anaheim Ducks (27-22-7, t-5th in west) at New York Islanders (24-23-6, 10th in east)"We're making goalies look like all-stars right now." So says Brian Burke on the Ducks' recent pratfall. Five...

For some people, today is Super Tuesday. For others, it is Fat Tuesday. For even others, it's just another muthafuckin' day of the work week.But as for Rudy and Earl, we're celebrating for a whole...