Cockney rhyming slang nicknames for Sharks players and some trash-talking.
Just like the last two years, the Ducks have been wildly outshot and outscored over their first five preseason games. Also, a look at contenders and cuts for Anaheim's bottom six forwards.
It's a lazy Saturday; Sleek creates nickname-images for Sheldon Brookbank, Dan Sexton, and Matt Beleskey.
Sure, the Ducks haven't won a road game in two months and are starting a four game trip tonight in Detroit. But Positivity! Anaheim is somehow only 7 points removed from a playoff spot. Also: what to nickname Dan Sexton?