Battle of California - Kings, Sharks, and Ducks

This season, the Anaheim Ducks have more wins in 14 games with Jason Blake than they have in 36 games without him.

Idle speculation: Why was Bobby Ryan on the trading block this week? Also, and Intreau to Boudreau, courtesy of Japers' Rink.

I'll be in attendance at tonight's Preds/Ducks game, thanks to the mystical magic of fire cupping!

The Anaheim Ducks have been outshot by 102 shots in the preseason and 189 shots in the regular season. Time to extend head coach Randy Carlyle's contract!

Over 19 games (regular season + preseason), the Anaheim Ducks have been outscored by 20 goals and outshot by 230 shots. How is none of this head coach Randy Carlyle's fault?

Sleek adapts San Jose Sharks ad slogans to fit the Anaheim Ducks' awful start.

Only twice in 8 games have the Ducks been able to limit opponents to fewer than 40 shots in a game, and zero times in 8 games have the Ducks generated 30 shots in a game . Exactly half the games have seen the Ducks outshot by exactly 22 shots. What gives, Carlyle?

Cartoon! Plus a look at next year's Ducks salaries.

Sleek tells the story of a lineup-battle through Donkey Kong.