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World Shocked to Learn Just How Awful LAK Fans Are

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A couple of the few LA Kings fans who are actually literate are asked to write something for Puck Daddy, hilarity ensues. Kings @ Ducks, Game Two.

Sharks Gameday: White people celebrating

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Celebrating the celebrations of my people.

"New York Lawyer"

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I interview one of the participants in the owners' focus group. It gets a little offensive.

(Fake) Dan Ellis Wants a Job

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An expanded version of the letter sent by (Fake) Dan Ellis to try and snag a job with the Canucks.

Sharks Gameday: Justify My Hate

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Totally truthful reasons to hate every player on the St. Louis Blues

Sharks Gameday: You Can't Play

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I expose the ten biggest homophobes in the NHL.

Other Hockey Players With Unpopular Beliefs

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Tim Thomas isn't the only hockey player with unpopular beliefs. Let's take a look at the controversial opinions of some of hockey's biggest stars: -Steven Stamkos refuses to say "Under God" in...

NHL's Critics Find No Evidence That Penalty Box Reforms Players

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"According to the report, an astonishing 100 percent of players have spent time incarcerated for rule violations during their careers. Even more shocking, according to the report, is the 100 percent rate of recidivism."

Dan Boyle's Favorite Bands: A Critical Perspective

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Dan Boyle has gone to see some concerts this summer. Does he have good taste in music?

My Very Earthly Marleau Just Sat Under Niemi's Porch

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Which Sharks are most like each of the planets in the solar system?

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