Battle of California - Kings, Sharks, and Ducks

Making NHL predictions based on the number of sex offenders living near team arenas.

The number of sex offenders that live near a team's arena turns out to be an excellent predictor of team performance.

I did some research about Winnipeg. It turns out it's the saddest city in the world.

The Blues are good and have a lot of sex offenders near their arena. Also let's talk about Star Trek.

My new advanced statistic ranks teams by the number of sex offenders that live or work near their home arena.