Battle of California - Kings, Sharks, and Ducks

Ducks @ Kings, Jer commentates on a simulation of what tonight's game might have looked like in 1994.

A Kings fan tries to rationalize his love of Wayne Gretzky and a quick list of people you should hate.

A look back at fifteen of Sleek's favorite Battle of California cartoons and photoshops from calendar year 2008.

Anaheim Ducks (5-7-2, t-9th in west) at Phoenix Coyotes (5-6-0, t-13th in west)One lesson that's been reinforced the last few weeks by Anaheim's punchless power play: personnel matters. When you've...

My computer went kaput last week, so I was unable to follow up on my promise for a bad Olli Jokinen-related headline (it would have been: "The Stars should trade for Olli: I'm not Jokinen!" by the...

The Kings Madness competition is now down to its final four. There have been upsets, buzzer beaters and heartbreak so far, but now it's serious, folks. Here are my original predictions and here are...

"So I was watching Ellen the other day and..."Wayne Gretzky is not a physically imposing specimen. He basically looks like an old lesbian, someone who'd teach a cooking class at the local community...

As I noted a week ago, it's hockey photoshop contest season, and today I'll show what I've done for the Pensblog's anti-Wayne movement. If you recall, their challenge was easy enough: "The task is...

Wow. Well in the wake of Puck Daddy's wildly successful Gary Bettman Photoshop Contest (230 submissions, not even counting my own), I guess art contests have become the blogger rage to help cope...

Here's an idea we had kicked around a few months ago that I'm just getting to now. Hey, you get what you pay for. Anyway, we here at Battle of California thought it'd be fun to comprise a all-time...