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A brief history lesson to enlighten you jerks

Is Wayne Gretzky a Genius?

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I debated my co-worker about the definition of the word "genius," and now I'm turning it over to you.

Ducks Gameday: Party Like It's 1994

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Ducks @ Kings, Jer commentates on a simulation of what tonight's game might have looked like in 1994.

Kings Gameday: More Like The Grate One, Am I Right? Hello?

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A Kings fan tries to rationalize his love of Wayne Gretzky and a quick list of people you should hate.

Ducks Gameday—2008: A Year in Doctored Pictures

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A look back at fifteen of Sleek's favorite Battle of California cartoons and photoshops from calendar year 2008.

Ducks Gameday—Two guys that should switch jobs

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Anaheim Ducks (5-7-2, t-9th in west) at Phoenix Coyotes (5-6-0, t-13th in west)One lesson that's been reinforced the last few weeks by Anaheim's punchless power play: personnel matters. When you've...

Jokinen and the Yotes

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My computer went kaput last week, so I was unable to follow up on my promise for a bad Olli Jokinen-related headline (it would have been: "The Stars should trade for Olli: I'm not Jokinen!" by the...

The Fatuous Four

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The Kings Madness competition is now down to its final four. There have been upsets, buzzer beaters and heartbreak so far, but now it's serious, folks. Here are my original predictions and here are...

In Celebration of an Old Lesbian

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"So I was watching Ellen the other day and..." Wayne Gretzky is not a physically imposing specimen. He basically looks like an old lesbian, someone who'd teach a cooking class at the local...

More Bad Puns: the Pensblog submissions

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As I noted a week ago, it's hockey photoshop contest season, and today I'll show what I've done for the Pensblog's anti-Wayne movement. If you recall, their challenge was easy enough: "The task is...

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