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Malkin' a case for the MVP
Whoo boy, tonight's pun-based headline was brought to you by Chris Berman's intern-destroying rant.Anyway, I hate to admit this (since I write about the Stars and the Pacific Division), but the Pengui...
Jokinen and the Yotes
My computer went kaput last week, so I was unable to follow up on my promise for a bad Olli Jokinen-related headline (it would have been: "The Stars should trade for Olli: I'm not Jokinen!" by the way...
Not too Brad!
Feel free to take a second to wince at that headline.....OK, so Brad Richards got off to a pretty good start. And by pretty good I mean being the first Dallas Star to record 5 assists in a single game...
Breaking down the Stars - Wings Part 1: the next round of Goalie H-O-R-S-E
Before I get into any of my pre-series buffoonery, the YouTube Gods demand that I embed the two jaw dropping saves of that epic 4 OT game:OK, now that I've got that out of my system, lemme do my best ...
Sleek gets ImMirtle-ized. Go Pigs!
That'll do, pig. That'll do.So I was mostly without internet today, and didn't see this until late. Apparently the Ducks' AHL affiliate, now in Iowa, came out with this new name and logo. And it wasn'...
Sleek forgets to include heroism in Bettman art
On Tuesday, Puck Daddy Greg Wyshynski (the Darth Vader of hockey bloggers) started a Bettman-themed Art Contest, dedicated to portraying Gary Bettman (the Jar-Jar Binks of NHL commissioners) in a hero...
More Bad Puns: the Pensblog submissions
As I noted a week ago, it's hockey photoshop contest season, and today I'll show what I've done for the Pensblog's anti-Wayne movement. If you recall, their challenge was easy enough: "The task is sim...
Bad Puns III: The Sanford Mask Contest
Well, I may finally be out of the hockey-photoshop-contest woods. There were three nearly-simultaneous blogger-led contests out there, and as an avid supporter of web nonsense, I've now participated i...






