bad-puns Stories - Battle of California
Time Machine Gameday -- Who's Anaheim's Conn Smythe?
Boy, August is sure boring, eh? To help pass the month, the NHL Network has been showing a series of the last 35 cup-clinching games, and tonight they've finally reached 2007 (fuck all those yea...
The Mallard of Oz, an August fairy tale
(Author's note: Yes, it's lame. But it's August.) Once upon a time, there was a young GM named Bob Murrathy. Murrathy lived on a farm system in the outskirts of the playoff territory with...
Ducks sign Andy Sutton to a two-elbow, I mean two-year, contract
Don't you hate it when you have only one joke about an incoming player and then you go squander it in the headline? Oh wait, I made this movie poster, too. Adapted from a classic; updated ...
Fowlers for Algernon
Woo hoo! The Ducks signed somebody yesterday, though his name isn't Selanne, Ryan, or Wisniewski. Cam Fowler signed a 3-year entry-level contract, perhaps a sign that the 12th-overall pick...
Malkin' a case for the MVP
Whoo boy, tonight's pun-based headline was brought to you by Chris Berman's intern-destroying rant.Anyway, I hate to admit this (since I write about the Stars and the Pacific Division), but the Pengui...
Jokinen and the Yotes
My computer went kaput last week, so I was unable to follow up on my promise for a bad Olli Jokinen-related headline (it would have been: "The Stars should trade for Olli: I'm not Jokinen!" by the way...
Not too Brad!
Feel free to take a second to wince at that headline.....OK, so Brad Richards got off to a pretty good start. And by pretty good I mean being the first Dallas Star to record 5 assists in a single game...
Breaking down the Stars - Wings Part 1: the next round of Goalie H-O-R-S-E
Before I get into any of my pre-series buffoonery, the YouTube Gods demand that I embed the two jaw dropping saves of that epic 4 OT game:OK, now that I've got that out of my system, lemme do my best ...
Sleek gets ImMirtle-ized. Go Pigs!
That'll do, pig. That'll do.So I was mostly without internet today, and didn't see this until late. Apparently the Ducks' AHL affiliate, now in Iowa, came out with this new name and logo. And it wasn'...
Sleek forgets to include heroism in Bettman art
On Tuesday, Puck Daddy Greg Wyshynski (the Darth Vader of hockey bloggers) started a Bettman-themed Art Contest, dedicated to portraying Gary Bettman (the Jar-Jar Binks of NHL commissioners) in a hero...
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