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The Southeast This Week: New and roughly the same quality

Starting this week, the weekly division recap here on Raw Charge - ‘The Southeast This Week' - will now run on Fridays, serving as a more current look at the week, as opposed to a hind-sight approach after the weekend. Not to mention that I'm just like you and don't feel motivated to do much...

Ducks Gameday -- Howdy, Ranger.

Anaheim Ducks (5-5-2) at New York Rangers (4-3-3), 4 pmAnaheim Calling and Blueshirt Banter -- we're not in Sweden any more, Tötö. I've already mentioned this in last game's comments, but I wanted to properly document an impressive trend for Anaheim's "Emperor of Awesome" Teemu Selanne. ...

Ducks Gameday -- What Almost Happened...

Anaheim Ducks (4-3-0) at Chicago Blackhawks (4-1-2), 5:30 pmAnaheim Calling and Second City Hockey -- what the duck are you hawking about?! Also see: Rudy's post and Meg's post below. Have you ever come up with an idea that you weren't sure was going to be a good one or not? Something that maybe...

Ducks Gameday -- Nashvillains!

Anaheim Ducks (41-27-5) at Nashville Predators (39-25-10), 5 pmAnaheim Calling and On the Forecheck -- from Tennessee to shining sea. Back to Hollywood for inspiration for today's cartoon... After a few cartoons in a row involving a Predator, I think I'm getting better at drawing them. Speaking of...

BoC Gameday -- Aquatic Skirmish

San Jose Sharks (26-19-6) at Anaheim Ducks (28-20-4), 7 pmFear The Fin and Anaheim Calling -- in honor of the many groundhogs who died in service to this country. Well, the All-Star Break is over, and for Anaheim at least it starts with a good ol' BoC battle. The Sharks, of course, rallied strong...

Stanley Cup Finals, Game 6

(1) Vancouver Canucks at (3) Boston Bruins, 5 pmVancouver leads series 3-2.Nucks Misconduct and Stanley Cup of Chowder -- blogging the distance! Not my best effort today, but whatever -- turns out the Bruins are 2-0 in these cup finals when I post a cartoon and 0-3 when I don't. Now I've done my...

Time Machine Gameday -- Who's Anaheim's Conn Smythe?

Boy, August is sure boring, eh? To help pass the month, the NHL Network has been showing a series of the last 35 cup-clinching games, and tonight they've finally reached 2007 (fuck all those years before that). As such, in lieu of any original pass-the-day content, I thought it'd be cool and lazy...

The Mallard of Oz, an August fairy tale

(Author's note: Yes, it's lame. But it's August.) Once upon a time, there was a young GM named Bob Murrathy. Murrathy lived on a farm system in the outskirts of the playoff territory with his faithful dog Scoto, where he lived a simple life doing barstool-related chores. It was for the most...

Ducks sign Andy Sutton to a two-elbow, I mean two-year, contract

Don't you hate it when you have only one joke about an incoming player and then you go squander it in the headline? Oh wait, I made this movie poster, too. Adapted from a classic; updated to reflect modern NHL rules: This nickname will really work if he kills somebody or mysteriously falls over...

Fowlers for Algernon

Woo hoo! The Ducks signed somebody yesterday, though his name isn't Selanne, Ryan, or Wisniewski. Cam Fowler signed a 3-year entry-level contract, perhaps a sign that the 12th-overall pick is going to be fast-tracked to the big leagues. Anaheim Calling has a more serious post on the subject...


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