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The Southeast This Week: New and roughly the same quality
Starting this week, the weekly division recap here on Raw Charge - ‘The Southeast This Week' - will now run on Fridays, serving as a more current look at the week, as opposed to a hind-sight approach after the weekend. Not to mention that I'm just like you and don't feel motivated to do much...
Ducks Gameday -- Howdy, Ranger.
Anaheim Ducks (5-5-2) at New York Rangers (4-3-3), 4 pmAnaheim Calling and Blueshirt Banter -- we're not in Sweden any more, Tötö. I've already mentioned this in last game's comments, but I wanted to properly document an impressive trend for Anaheim's "Emperor of Awesome" Teemu Selanne. ...
Ducks Gameday -- What Almost Happened...
Anaheim Ducks (4-3-0) at Chicago Blackhawks (4-1-2), 5:30 pmAnaheim Calling and Second City Hockey -- what the duck are you hawking about?! Also see: Rudy's post and Meg's post below. Have you ever come up with an idea that you weren't sure was going to be a good one or not? Something that maybe...
Ducks Gameday -- Nashvillains!
Anaheim Ducks (41-27-5) at Nashville Predators (39-25-10), 5 pmAnaheim Calling and On the Forecheck -- from Tennessee to shining sea. Back to Hollywood for inspiration for today's cartoon... After a few cartoons in a row involving a Predator, I think I'm getting better at drawing them. Speaking of...
Tejay van Garderen Says Sorry
There was a biggy pile-up in today's final stage of the Mallorca Challenge. Tejay van Garderen of HTC-Highroad took responsibility: I was the guy who crashed first and caused a big crash today. Sorry guys. 1 hour ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® Pretty class, this Tejay. No word on whether he's...
BoC Gameday -- Aquatic Skirmish
San Jose Sharks (26-19-6) at Anaheim Ducks (28-20-4), 7 pmFear The Fin and Anaheim Calling -- in honor of the many groundhogs who died in service to this country. Well, the All-Star Break is over, and for Anaheim at least it starts with a good ol' BoC battle. The Sharks, of course, rallied strong...
Stanley Cup Finals, Game 6
(1) Vancouver Canucks at (3) Boston Bruins, 5 pmVancouver leads series 3-2.Nucks Misconduct and Stanley Cup of Chowder -- blogging the distance! Not my best effort today, but whatever -- turns out the Bruins are 2-0 in these cup finals when I post a cartoon and 0-3 when I don't. Now I've done my...
Time Machine Gameday -- Who's Anaheim's Conn Smythe?
Boy, August is sure boring, eh? To help pass the month, the NHL Network has been showing a series of the last 35 cup-clinching games, and tonight they've finally reached 2007 (fuck all those years before that). As such, in lieu of any original pass-the-day content, I thought it'd be cool and lazy...
The Mallard of Oz, an August fairy tale
(Author's note: Yes, it's lame. But it's August.) Once upon a time, there was a young GM named Bob Murrathy. Murrathy lived on a farm system in the outskirts of the playoff territory with his faithful dog Scoto, where he lived a simple life doing barstool-related chores. It was for the most...
Ducks sign Andy Sutton to a two-elbow, I mean two-year, contract
Don't you hate it when you have only one joke about an incoming player and then you go squander it in the headline? Oh wait, I made this movie poster, too. Adapted from a classic; updated to reflect modern NHL rules: This nickname will really work if he kills somebody or mysteriously falls over...
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