Rudy Kelly's Home for Wayward Teams: Mexico

by RudyKelly on Apr 20, 2009 4:31 PM PDT

My buddy Matt is a big douche bag and cheers for the Ducks, but he wanted in on this little project and wrote this up. I know you guys wanted to hear about how you're gay but Matt decided fuck that, he'd rather write about how I suck. Enjoy! Note: This story is probably not safe for work. Or...