binge-drinking Stories - Battle of California
Do You Feel Like You're Being Punished?
This morning I had a physical. I haven't had one in a couple years, and since I'm into middle-age, they want to check on a regular basis to make sure you're not doing anything that might be considered fun anymore. You know the drill. The first thing they have you do is check your weight, and I was...
If Tom Osborne Rejects Red Bud Light Beer - Where Does It Go?
You've heard of the Budweiser promotion where they're putting Bud Light into cans that are the colors of whatever team or college they're trying to sell to. Purple Bud Light cans showed up a while back here in Minnesota, much to the delight of my Vikings-loving neighbors. I had one (or more..?)...
Rudy Kelly's Home for Wayward Teams: Mexico
My buddy Matt is a big douche bag and cheers for the Ducks, but he wanted in on this little project and wrote this up. I know you guys wanted to hear about how you're gay but Matt decided fuck that, he'd rather write about how I suck. Enjoy! Note: This story is probably not safe for work. Or...








