moustache Stories - Battle of California
Ducks Gameday: Armageddon!
(Hey guys. Earl’s out doing something less important than playoff hockey, so I’m covering for him. Now, I don’t like you and you don’t like me, but for the sake of the site I’m going to try and be a Ducks fan. I’ll try not to use any big words.) Derek Boogaard is probably the scariest man in the...
Moustached! The Parros-Perry Effect
You know, I’m starting to come around to George Parros (awesome graphic to the left stolen from HF Boards). Not in the sense that Moustache is doing anything well on the ice, but gosh, that pornstache is a pretty cool calling card. Plus, it's tough to be that critical when the team's winning like...
My drunk roommate has a request...
Per his request:Complete this sentence...Hey Parros! __________ called and it/he wants its/his _________ back!!!OK, I'm drunky.Was it really 5-0 Ducks?p.s. What a tease that Teemu is. I ask for 500 goals, and he gets me to 499?
Drinky Post--Ducks get hit by train wreck, Sleek rants
Nothing gets you drinking like giving up 7 goals to the Flyers (on 16 shots? Wow.). Random thoughts (warning: a long, directionless, Red Label-inspired post):Anyone wanna trade for George Parros? That guy’s a human zamboni, using his jersey to slide-sweep the ice. Jeez, Burke. I’m not so sure....
Ducks make lateral moves to confuse Sleek
Three trades: Ducks trade W Todd Fedoruk ($450,000) to Philadelphia for a 4th round pickDucks trade W Stanislav Chistov ($800,000) to Boston for a 3rd round pickDucks trade a 2nd round pick to Colorado for (former King) W George Parros ($450,000)First off, go read LoweTide’s take, as it’s probably...
Season (P)Review: Ladislav Nagy
Ladislav Nagy is like a moustache. You know how every once in a while a friend of yours will decide to grow a moustache? You think it's a terrible idea but you can't really say anything because you know that you'll eventually try to grow one too. Then it'll start to get all straggly but your...
Season (P)Review: Raitis Ivanans
Like most Kings fans, I was pretty bummed when George Parros lost his job to Raitis Ivanans last year. I had grown to love our Princeton pugilist over the previous season in spite of his ineptitude and lack of balance and I doubted some Latvian could possibly replace him. I soon forgot all about...
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