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Season Review: Oompa Lupul
Oompa Lupul doompadee doo,I’ve got a hockey lesson for you,Oompa Lupul doompadah dee,If you are wise you’ll listen to me.What do you with a kid who shoots hard?Trade him for Pronger, send ...
Sleek's Poetry Corner
(Author’s note: I am no real poet, but I’ve probably been too analytical lately, and my imaginary therapist says this might help.)ODE TO FRENCHY:Fedorov joined us in 2003’s summerReplacing Kariy...
Sleek's Poetry Corner, Part 2
Also: Chicago Blackhawks (6-9-2, 12th in west) at Anaheim Ducks (13-2-4, 1st in west)It's not as good as my Ode to Beauchemin, but it was about time I expressed my man-love to Sammy, consistently Anah...
Ducks Gameday—Oil catch Ducks Prongerless once again
Edmonton Oilers (30-31-6, 11th in west) at Anaheim Ducks (40-17-11, 3rd in west)Exclusive X-Ray of Pronger’s Foot (UPDATED):Yes, it appears that the evil Oil-traitor Chris Pronger has gone and injur...
Because it bears repeating
Stealing from the vault, here's the man-love poem I concocted back in November. See if you can spot the Mr. T reference hidden in line two:ODE TO PAHLSSONS ome fans like scorers, some fans like squee,...
BoC Gameday—A poetic beginning
Anaheim Ducks (0-0-0, 0 pts) at Los Angeles Kings (0-0-0, 0 pts), 9:00 amLet's start this season off with a little class and culture, shall we? Before any blood spills, I mean.L isten, dear readers, t...
Ducks Gameday—Poetic Justice for Bertuzzi
Nashville Predators (2-3-0, t-11th in west) at Anaheim Ducks (3-4-1, t-4th in west)As usual a matchup with Minnesota produced more injuries. Todd Marchant is day-to-day with a bone bruise, and Todd Be...
Sleek's Poetry Corner, Part 3
(Previous Poetry Corners: Francois Beauchemin, Samuel Pahlsson)Well, seeing as we still have a day or two until this Penner offer sheet gets resolved, my imaginary therapist figured it's probably best...
I'm in love...
...with this week's PuckToon. I'm expecting a call from Hallmark any minute now.Enjoy, and have a happy Valentine's Day!
Ducks Gamedays—A Poem for the Road Trip
Anaheim Ducks (2-5-0) at Ottawa Senators (2-3-1), tonightMontreal Canadiens (5-0-1), tomorrowColumbus Blue Jackets (3-3-0), MondayThat's right, a three-in-one special! Like Rudy, I'm also off tomorrow...
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