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Kings Gameday: More Like The Grate One, Am I Right? Hello?
LA Kings vs. Phoenix Coyotes (Five For Howling wants you as a friend) 7:30 PST, Fox Sports West I can't hate Wayne Gretzky. I want to; I mean, he looks like an old lesbian and he nev...
Ducks Gameday—2008: A Year in Doctored Pictures
Philadelphia Flyers (20-10-7, 5th in east) at Anaheim Ducks (19-15-4, 6th in west)2009: According to my calendar, it is Year of the Duck. Rather than write up anything meaningful today, I thought I'd...
Ducks Gameday—Two guys that should switch jobs
Anaheim Ducks (5-7-2, t-9th in west) at Phoenix Coyotes (5-6-0, t-13th in west)One lesson that's been reinforced the last few weeks by Anaheim's punchless power play: personnel matters. When you've go...
Jokinen and the Yotes
My computer went kaput last week, so I was unable to follow up on my promise for a bad Olli Jokinen-related headline (it would have been: "The Stars should trade for Olli: I'm not Jokinen!" by the way...
The Fatuous Four
The Kings Madness competition is now down to its final four. There have been upsets, buzzer beaters and heartbreak so far, but now it's serious, folks. Here are my original predictions and here are th...
In Celebration of an Old Lesbian
"So I was watching Ellen the other day and..."Wayne Gretzky is not a physically imposing specimen. He basically looks like an old lesbian, someone who'd teach a cooking class at the local community ce...
More Bad Puns: the Pensblog submissions
As I noted a week ago, it's hockey photoshop contest season, and today I'll show what I've done for the Pensblog's anti-Wayne movement. If you recall, their challenge was easy enough: "The task is sim...
'Tis the season for hockey photoshop contests
Wow. Well in the wake of Puck Daddy's wildly successful Gary Bettman Photoshop Contest (230 submissions, not even counting my own), I guess art contests have become the blogger rage to help cope with ...
All-Time LA Kings Hockey Team, '91-Present
Here's an idea we had kicked around a few months ago that I'm just getting to now. Hey, you get what you pay for. Anyway, we here at Battle of California thought it'd be fun to comprise a all-time all...
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