Because they’re dead and you’re never seeing them again
Yes this is a Strong Bad email reference
Hey, it’s 2016 again
Gonna probably wanna hit the snooze button
Pacioretty? Kovalchuk? Nope. Haley Joel Osment’s stand-in
It’s all so simple
Wake me up when the next two September’s end
Boy, that was quick
Kings did us all a favor and died fast
Round One. Ducks v Sharks: Hella California Hatred
The Chinese knockoff product Kings takes on the Kings
Well then, here we are.
They weren’t bad but...
No? Okay. Just checking.
Everyone else is doing it
Prepare for trouble. Make it double.
No, not New Jersey
and by "pretzels" I mean "Kings", and by "thirsty" I mean "PISSED OFF"
You and your team are insensitive dick polishers
Time keeps on slippin
The always beloved face of the NHL
A non licensed knock off
One more of these god forsaken things