
I am conflicted about Dustin Brown. Intellectually, I think he doesn't deserve a top forward position because his game is so one-dimensional; emotionally, I love him because that one dimension is so awesome. I got tired of the two parts of my psyche constantly bickering about him so I told them to decide the issue once and for all. Here's the transcript of that debate:
Intellectual Rudy: My dear boy, I’m sorry, but there is just no way Dustin Brown is anything above a replacement level player at this stage in his development. He doesn’t move without the puck well, is constantly out of position on defense, and can’t-
Emotional Rudy: -BOOOO!!!. I don’t want to hear your "facts," College Boy. Dustin Brown is fuckin’ awesome. Remember that one hit against Joe Thornton?* He was all like, "Boom, Bitch!" Hahahaha… wait, what was I talking about?
IR: Hmmm... I don't know.
ER: ...wanna get drunk?IR: Indeed. Where's my snifter?
ER: God, you are so gay.
*This Hit: