For those of you outside of the SoCal television market, you may not be aware that FSN, the main broadcaster for Ducks and Kings games, has devised a Name the Rivalry Contest for Ducks and Kings fans. Whoever’s entry gets selected will win 2 tickets to each of the 6 remaining Ducks-Kings games this season. It’s really a silly contest, for two reasons:

Whatever happens, I don't anticipate liking or using the official-contest-winning rivalry name, but who knows? Any readers got any suggestions worth submitting? Or even better, any suggestions that are unsubmittable? I'm all ears.
1. The commercials. Both teams’ telecasts have been flooded with reminder commercials, each with the tagphrase "Don’t let a Kings fan decide" (on Ducks telecasts) or "Don’t let a Ducks fan decide" (on Kings telecasts). Of course, for the first game in London, these commercials alternated, leaving me to wonder: does this mean we should let a Sharks fan decide?Still, my roommate and I did give the contest some thought—we are nothing if not great punsters. For me, the best I could come up with was the "Easily Displaceable Series (sure, ship us to London, who needs home fans anyway?)", but it seems a little long. I prefer my roommate’s geography-based suggestion a lot better—I even turned it into a graphic:
2. The futility. Here’s the real crux: there’s no really good new ideas that will come out of this contest—I can almost guarantee it. These teams have been called the Ducks and the Kings for a decade and a half now—the lack of a great catchphrase exists because there isn’t any real strong connection to be made between the team names, not because nobody’s bothered to throw a contest around it.

Whatever happens, I don't anticipate liking or using the official-contest-winning rivalry name, but who knows? Any readers got any suggestions worth submitting? Or even better, any suggestions that are unsubmittable? I'm all ears.