LA Kings (eff) @ Colorado Avalanche (33-26-6, 8th in West)
5:00 PST, FSN West
This is both your hilarious and heartbreaking picture of the day:

I bet Dan has sex with his grandmother.
I don't think this whole Dan Cloutier thing is going to work. This isn't The Rookie. Can we please just take him out back and put him out of his misery? Meanwhile, let's go Ersberg!
Note: There will be no gameday post tomorrow. Why? Go to hell, I don' have to answer to you. I'll tell you what, you guys can be me for a day! Simply follow these easy instructions:
1) Pick a random Kings player that has never done anything to anyone
2) Imply that he has had sex with his grandmother
3) Remember that he makes more money in 1 year than you ever will
4) Cry softly into your pillow
And you're done!
Prediction: Kings lose, 3-0. Ivanans beats up that poser Scott Ian Parker.