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Kings Gameday: What Do You People Want From Me?

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Los Angeles Kings
@ Florida Panthers

Monday, Nov 16, 2009, 4:30 PM PST
BankAtlantic Center

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Look, leave me alone.  I've been moving and I haven't had TV or anything so I haven't really been able to watch the last 2 games.  I listened to the Thrashers game (at least until 6-0 when I angrily turned it off)* and completely missed the Lightning game, which sucks because Wayne Simmonds introduced someone to the Meat Train and Rob Scuderi got hurt and a goal was called back in overtime and the Kings won in a shootout.  But yeah, I was moving so I can't fill your head with tantalizing visions of Earl going down on a guy or vivid tales like the time I farted in the shower and water was running down my crack so I thought I had pooed for a second.  Nothing to see here, folks.

*It sucks when you're listening to a game in your car and something goes wrong because you can't really get angry.  You'll yell, "Fuck!" and then raise your hand to hit something but there's nothing you can really hit and so you'll just kind of freeze before you angrily twist the dial on your radio, but the knob is like an inch big and doesn't take much effort to turn so you end up using way too much force and slamming your hand against your window or something.

But anyway, the Kings lost Rob Scuderi so Randy Jones is playing.  There, now you can go back to forwarding cat videos or whatever the hell it is you people do when you're not pestering me for information.  God, the pressure of this job sometimes.  Man, I need a break.*

*Puts on worn VHS of 3 Ninjas, unzips pants

Prediction: Kings win, 2-1.  Tomas Vokoun has 50 saves, Quick has 10.