Nut: John Anderson looks like a drowned corpse.
RudyKelly: The Kings look like a drowned corpse.
N: I was trying to avoid that unpleasantness.
RK: How is Frolov so good yet completely whiffs on the puck 3 times a game?
(Jarret Stoll scores)
N: Ol' Skinny Head!
(That stupid Jack 'n the Box commercial comes on)
N: Frolov. He is my chicken man.
RK: The Kings aren't making the playoffs.
N: Probably need to beat Anaheim and San Jose next week.
RK: The Kings aren't making the playoffs.
RK: I am Robin Williams to your Will Hunting.
N: So you won't be able to see your dick through your pubes?
RK: I drank 5 bottles of water while you wrote that.
RK: I think Frolov is trying to match Kovy tonight.
N: He needs another goal for that.
RK:Brown does not have the shot Kovy has. I wonder who told him to shoot so much.
(Ron Hainsey gets a penalty for shooting the puck over the glass)
RK: I hate hockey so much.
(Anze Kopitar scores)
N: Holy fuck!
RK: Love it so much.
N: My God.
RK: I can't breathe.
(Goes into a shootout)
RK: I guarantee Kovy scores b/c God hates me.
(Erik Christensen scores to win it)
N: I hope you die.
RK: The Kings aren't making the playoffs.
N: Shut the fuck up.
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