I still don't understand what I'm allowed to post here and what I can't, so I'll just link to this picture from Yahoo! (It's #2) Matt Greene is a man and here's why:
In case you missed it or you're at work, Matt Greene went down to block a shot, took the puck off his face, got back up and covered his defensive responsibility until the whistle sounded, and then went to the bench. Holy fuck. I grew chest hair just reading that. See, this is why I love hockey. What other sport is going to see a guy take a shot like that and not only shake it off but continue to engage in the play? Rugby, maybe, but who knows what the hell they're doing out there.*
*Rugby is one of those sports where the athletes are a little too secure in their sexuality. It's all well and good to have a little fun and not worry what people think about you, but they do a thing in rugby where they'll score a goal or whatever the fuck and then the goalscorer will stand in the center of a circle of teammates and strip naked. Call me old-fashioned but what the fuck does that have to do with sports? It's like 360 degrees from gay, or as I call it: " European."