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Courtesy Inside the Kings, Terry Murray talks about the power play:

 

``Our power play has been real good at critical times. The secret is that we're shooting the puck."

 

Cal Clutterbuck: "Hey Brownie, your guys' power play has been amazing everytime we play you.  What's your secret?

Dustin Brown: "Sorry, uh, Clutty, I can't tell you that.  It's a secret."

Cal Clutterbuck: "C'mon dude, we're bash brothers.  We live by the checking code, you can tell me."

DB: "I can't, I'm sorry.  If Terry found out he'd kill me."

Cal Clutterbuck: "Please?  I'm trying to figure out the NHL and I could really use the help.  Is it an umbrella, is there some sort of cycle you guys are using.  Just give me a hint."

DB: "Alright, I'll tell you, but you have to swear you won't tell anyone."

Cal Clutterbuck: "I swear I won't tell anyone or my name isn't Cal Clutterbuck."

DB: "OK, here it is."  *whispers  "We shoot the puck."

Silence

Cal Clutterbuck: "Are you retarded?"

DB: "Quite possibly."