Good News: Dave Tippett was fired by the Dallas Stars. This is good because Dave Tippett is a good coach and I don't want the Stars to be good.
Better News: The person the Stars are looking at hiring? Would you believe Marc Crawford? This is better because Marc Crawford is, to be kind, a fucking bitch. Wait, that wasn't kind. Be he's not a good coach.
Even Better News: If the Kings hired Tippett as an assistant coach.
Update: And now Francois Allaire has signed on with the Maple Leafs. God, this day just keeps getting better and better. Hey, this bottle of Early Times I found in the dumpster still has a few sips left! Everything's coming up Rudy!