Ryan Smyth walks into the gym locker room to find Jack Johnson sweaty from an early morning workout session. They eye each other suspiciously.
Jack Johnson: Uhh, hey man, what's up?
Ryan Smyth: Not much. How's the workout?
JJ: Pretty good, just trying to get ready for the season.
JJ: Hey, just wanted to let you know I feel bad about a few years ago, I didn't mean to-
RS: Hey, don't worry about it, you can't control stuff like that.
JJ: Alright, cool. No hard feelings then?
RS: No, none.
RS: Hey, what you got there?
JJ: New issue of Maxim. You know, gotta keep up on the latest trends.
RS: I know that, I gotta subscription too. You see the list of the 10 greatest amusement park freakouts? That was hilarious.
JJ: Yeah, I don't know how they come up with stuff. What's that?
RS: Oh, it's my new iPhone. It's pretty cool, one minute I can be listening to Nickelback-
JJ: Oh, I love those guys.
RS: Yeah, me too. The next minute I can be watching a movie. I have Boondock Saints and Fast and Furious on there right now.
JJ: That's awesome, dude. ...You mind if I ask you a personal question?
RS: Sure, go ahead.
JJ: It's just that... are you a douche bag?
RS: Yeah, I've heard that. Why?
JJ: I am too!
RS: Really??? Awesome!
JJ: Hey, I was just about to catch a ride with Jeremy Roenick to go watch Entourage at Mike Cammalleri's house, wanna come with?
RS: Sure! Oh boy, I sure hope Ari yells in this episode.
JJ: I just hope Drama makes an ass out of himself!
RS: Hell yeah!
*Both fist bump and then make explosion noise