My parents retired and moved to downtown San Diego a couple years ago. They're always looking for stuff to do to avoid the idea that death is inexorably creeping nearer so my mom decided to volunteer at Comic-Con. While there, she had the following conversation with some nerd:
My Mom: So, are you enjoying Comic-Con?
Some Nerd: Yeah, it's awesome. I just met Stan Lee!
My Mom: Oh really, Stanley who?
Some Nerd: *looks in horror, scurries away