Look at ol' Craig Conroy, sporting the new Calgary Flames retro jersey. (Looks cool.) He met that other dude* 5 minutes before this picture was taken and already they're best friends. Then Craig took everyone to a bar and paid for the first round of drinks before offering to drive that night. Then Dion Phaneuf tried to act like a tough guy to some oil worker so Craig had to step in and smooth things over by letting the guy win at darts (or shuffleboard, I don't know what the hell Canadians do at bars). Then he woke up early the next morning to coach his daughter's soccer team. What a guy, I'll tell ya.
*The other dude looks like the Sloth victim from Seven, only he didn't suffer irreparable brain damage and ended up working for the Flames. Why is he wearing a helmet?